F4 IM MOO 08 Sherpa Application

16 01 2008

The following application was received at F4 World HQ this morning and will be reviewed as a potential candidate for joining the 16 FastForward Athletes who are preparing for one year to compete at Ironman Wisconsin on September, 7th, 2008…

ffsblogheader.jpg

Official F4 IM MOO Sherpa® Application

Name: Jennifer Lyn Szabo

Address: xx26 West 84th Circle #15

City/State/Zip: Arvada, CO 80003

Email: jens@fastforwardsports.net

Cell Phone: xxx- y60-8791 (Main means of communication during event)

FASTFORWARD SPORTS SHERPA CONSENT, RELEASE & WAIVER OF LIABLILITY (SF-F4IMMOO2008)

In consideration of being permitted to become a Sherpa for FastForward Sports, LLC for the 2008 Triathlon Season, I hereby agree as follows: 1. I volunteer to wait hand and foot on needy nervous athletes and over demanding coaches accommodating their every need pre and post race. I understand that my assisting / volunteering will more than likely involve serious risk of physical injury to me or others, because of the Sherpa duty requirements. I understand that part of becoming a F4 IM MOO Sherpa® I will be required to leap tall buildings, stand in for an athlete if they cannot complete the race, turn water into wine and drive the official F4 vehicle cross country with all required equipment for the F4 IM MOO team. There may also be other risks not known or not reasonably foreseeable. I understand that I will be required to wake up before all athletes and coaches, plan and prepare all itineraries, be on course for up to twenty (20) hours race day, attain the ability to hold up to ten (10) water bottles six (6) coats, two (2) inhalers and four (4) bottles of sunscreen while cheering and ringing the official F4 IronMan cow bells. 2. On behalf of myself, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Read and Agreed to by:

Jennifer Lyn Szabo 01/15/2008 Jennifer Lyn Szabo

Print Name of Volunteer Date Signed Signature of Volunteer

List Summary of Qualifications:

  • 1982 Crossing Guard of the Year.
  • Carried 6th grader on body for years.
  • Obsessive Compulsiveness allowing for the ability to be over prepared.
  • Driving privileges in all mid-western states except Iowa where privileges are revoked from driving farm equipment until 2010.
  • Memorized the entire Madison, WI phone book including surrounding areas.
  • Pomona High School Marching Band 85-89, specializing in the triangle.
  • 1983 Girl Scouts of America Babysitter Certification.
  • Ability to wake up before 4:30 a.m. on a regular basis.
  • 10 years of cheering from diaphragm vocal training .

Important Meeting Dates and Training:

  • January 15, 2008 Application Deadline
  • January 15, 2008 Sherpa meeting -Wahoo’s
  • February 2, 2008 F4 IM MOO Sherpa® Tryouts
  • February 10, 2008 Sherpa meeting – Wahoo’s
  • February 18, 2008 Amino Vital Mixing Training
  • February 20, 2008 Sherpa meeting- Wahoo’s
  • March 2, 2008 Cliff Shot Gel squirting practice
  • March 8, 2008 Sherpa road trip meeting – Any margarita service restaurant in Moab!
  • March 23, 2008 Colorado Multi Sport Bike Schlepping Training
  • March 29, 2008 Sherpa meeting- Wahoo’s
  • April 10, 2008 F4 vehicle off road practice (bring your own helmet)
  • April 15, 2008 Sherpa meeting- Wahoo’s
  • April 23, 2008 Packing Special Needs Back Pack-REI, Boulder
  • May 1, 2008 Sherpa meeting- Wahoo’s
  • May 18, 2008 Sherpa Graduation
  • (Summer meeting dates TBD)

The above is (let’s hope) a light-hearted parody and not meant to be taken seriously. However, those of us who know Jen, probably know better and will likely see her at all of the above mentioned meetings as well as on course at IM MOO for 20+ on September 7th.

Advertisements

Actions

Information

3 responses

16 01 2008
Jocelyn H

HIRED! No need to apply further.

Ha Ha. Very funny. Can’t wait to see what you have waiting for us on course.

My personal preference for on course nutrition – one shot of beer every mile to chase the awful sports drink!

16 01 2008
jenrunner

You got it Jocelyn, a shot of beer every mile…I will consult with the experts and find the best type of beer (or beers). However we will have to practice/train doing this!

18 01 2008
jenndwn

Great app!! I don’t know if I’m in the same league as you. HA! My resume and reference are available on request for consideration. Happy to bring the beer (or wine) or any other bribe to be considered.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




%d bloggers like this: